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what every teenager wants to do with his mom again
boy:please mom just this time
mom:no my breast's are hurting now
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To eat a lot of lean protein and carbs after a long session of weight lifting. You need the fuel to replenish muscle and curb your hunger.
The beast in question is let loose during the workout, so you need to feed it during the rest of the day.
Daniel was hungry after bench pressing for an hour straight, so he came home and had to feed the beast with a footlong chicken breast double meat on wheat from subway.
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A feed is anything good. Feedin' or Hittin' Feeds is doing those things. Literally anything good can be called a feed. Anything bad is considered a "no feed"
Grant: Wow look at that girl she is so hot
Nick: Dude I know. Thats a big ol' feed!
Jack: Billy, what did you do this weekend?
Billy: Oh ya know, I was sittin at home hittin' feeds
Feed or Feedin' or Hittin' Feeds
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To have sex, perform sexual intercourse.
Girl: "It's been so long since I've had sex there's probably cobwebs and a barn owl living up in there"
Friend: "Man, you better feed the owl"
Girl: "No... HE better feed that owl!"
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Fingering a girl.
Derived from the feeling you get when sticking your finger into an old model furby's mouth.
*I watched porn while feeding my furby*
*Josh fed Jen's furby at the movies*
*Go feed your furby*
*I'm feeding the furby*
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When someone online gives internet trolls the negative reaction they want. This of course is a very bad sign as all the person himself is doing is giving what the troll wants. The best advice to keep in mind would be not feeding the troll at all, simply ignore it, and walk away.
When you're feeding the trolls, you're basically falling under their trap. They want you to get offended and worked up about something. Think of it as feeding your evil wolf, the more you feel angry, offended and hateful, the more power you're feeding that evil wolf inside of you (this is of course a reference to the famous Native American tale Two Wolves).
At least show some respect for youraelf and don't give any trolls the offended reaction they so desperately want in the first place.
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excuse me guys but holy of unholy its time to fill the bowl and feed the devil.
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