Milk first

Ur an evil person if you pour the milk before the cereal. So stop it... >:(

HOW DARE YOU POUR THE MILK FIRST

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first gear

adjective: a lazy, drifting shuffle, usually performed by directionless, lower class people who have total lack of ambition and an oblivious disregard for people in a hurry. Commonly seen in parking lots, busy intersections, and Wal-Mart.

"Can you believe the crackhead driving that hoopty snatched my parking space 'cause those biatches was strolling across the lot in first gear?"

"Dayam!! I'll never make this light with those losers crossing the street in first gear. Get a fucking job!"

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first corn

What you scream out the day after you and your buddies were eating corn, so you can show them the corn in your crap.

Yes!!!! I got first corn bitches!

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The First Time

The best fricking movie on the planet

Person 1: Hey do you have any movie recommendations my dude?
Person 2: WATCH THE FIRST TIME ITS A

19532890494/10 MUST WATCH

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safety first

safety first:
1) loves to rage
2) tour is life
3) the brothers past mascot
4) slinging bunk yay on lot
5) trying to talk to all the ladies

"safety first brah!!!"

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First Fuck

A First Fuck is the first time a guy gets his cherry busted.

My First Fuck was when I was twelve years old - it was my older teen-age cousin, but I told him to stop because it felt like I was going to poop!

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first monkey

An African-American's wife;ex.: Michelle Obama (See obsquecious)

I heard that the first monkey, Michelle Obama, infecting the White House staff with AIDS.

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