kenny g's magik flute

one of the most unique and inivative pieces ever made. "the flute" is constructed of a recorder (instrument) tape for covering the holes and a flask funnel. you place the funnel into the last hole in the recorder and use it as a bowl. named after kenny g, the worst musician ever, but he plays an instrument that resembles this. created when i had to mcgyver a piece and found a recorder from like the fifth grade. those who have used it revere it as a living legend.

John: holy shit i am stoned
Jake: oh nice dude, what did u smoke out of?
John: obviously kenny g's magik flute
Jake: you mean that fagot musician?
John: no the cool piece
Jake: oh ok

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play the flute and swallow the music

For a girl or guy to suck cock until her/his partner shoots his cum.

Ms. Celentano gives great head. She really can play the flute and swallow the music!

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Junction City Butt Flute

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.

Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"

one holed skin flute

mouth organ.

she was playing the mouth organ when all of a sudden the spit guard started drippin'

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Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

playing the one-hole skin flute

giving a blow job

she loves playing the one hole skin flute

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native american flute player

The native american usually refers to Indians, or white people. flute in this case refers to the penis So now it means someone that gives oral sex

I an a native american flute player. Can I see your flute I have a native america flute, want to see it {want to play it?

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