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Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick

That Troy! Such a helmet goblin

by Miyhgt June 8, 2019


Noob Goblin

Troll in training . Basically a Noob troll but a goblin is a baby form of a troll in some planets.

Y!A:
Question: How do i eat babies!@?
huhruhrru..?

A: Noob goblin much^?

by sapphireheartsz September 19, 2010


Schnob Goblin

Noun:(Shh-nawb-Gawb-lin) A person who skuggles down liquer, primarily schnobs; An alcoholic alias.

Holy smokes that man had 42 drinks, what a Schnob Goblin.

by CruciaL Chaotic April 22, 2010


hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.

when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.

by mick_the_skin September 16, 2009


Swab Goblin

A family member or person that finds sick joy in aggressively administering a home covid test by ramming the swabbing stick in the nostrils of another.

“ Damn it Honey, Im not feeling good already now pull that stick out of my brain and finish the test you Swab Goblin.”

by Funny Farmer January 7, 2022


Goblin-Bod

Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.

“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal May 31, 2018


Cum Goblin

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.

Kamilla is such a cum goblin.

by Boofkin May 4, 2022