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Hammer Long is the name of a song by French Montana. No one really knows why the song is called that.
The term can also be used in situations when someone is tired or overworked. Commonly used as an expression.
"Hey man! How was work?"
"Dude it was crazy! I had to stay an extra hour and didn't get overtime pay! Fuckin ridiculous!"
"Wow.... Hammer Long......"
A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
When a man's pubic hair is longer than his penis.
No chick wants to suck me off because of my harry hammer!
A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!
So thats why i threw up this morning.
A person that is the best at something. The beast of beasts!
Have you even seen him draw? He's a hammer beast! His talent is incredible!
A person who is fighting for, or enforcing the will of a generic sometimes non-existant cause.
The background of this word is me, Murdoc, who is the original Hammer of The Cause.
"Murdoc takes care of the common man, he is The Hammer of The Cause."
Kev hammer is a reference to a massive cock
Omg did you see Kev Hammer
She: I was like wow
Girl 2: 😍