Scott Logic

Scott Logic is another illuminati conspiracy, it confuses, sees all, and trolls all who attempt to understand it. Scott Logic is comparable to infinity divided by zero, and it has been behind all conspiracy theories whether known or not. Scott Logic is the logic that is both logical and illogical, and even Chuck Norris is unable to comprehend it's impossibility. Scott Logic is like my sense of humour, the only one who can understand it is me.

" Scott Logic is the only thing worse than Algebra" - Everyone

"Scott Logic is the only true definition for Scott Logic" - Scott

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Fellatio Logic

Thought terminating cliche

Blow your Mind control

An overused or redundant talking point used in place of true thought.

Vitriolic exaggeration overused to the point of losing its original meaning or effect.

The start and finish of any ideological analysis

Fallacious logic

"Thought-terminating cliches are generally served up for our political fast food."

{Fill in the blanks} is Hitler.

Man, that guy shut me down with his fellatio logic. That blows.

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Negro logic

An urban phrase used to insinuate the ignorant understanding of a topic and/or phrase.

My negro logic is at an all time high, I know what I'm talking about.

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pub logic

A warped method of reasoning and debate technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are overused at the expense of actual evidence and synopticity, caused mainly by alcohol intoxication. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.

Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs. Makes sense, right?"
Harry: "That's a dodgy bit of pub logic!"

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Ayo-logic

A certain method of thinking, while not traditionally logical, enables profound and educational statements.

X- Dude, never go out partying the night before a flight!
Y- That's totally ayo-logical man!

ayo

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Hanco Logic

Hanco Logic is a unique way of thinking. It is usually very abstract and difficult for average person to understand. Hanco Logic contains many valid and invalid solutions and ways of reasoning. Yet Hanco Logic is i deal for many cases if creativity is needed to solve problems or to understand something.

He has real Hanco Logic.

That is Hanco Logic

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Niyati Logic

yes.

Bro what kind of logic is this...
Niyati logic.

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