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1. Barack Obama
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. George Washington
5. Joe Biden
Bottom of the list:
46. Donald J. Trump
The Spirits of the Past Presidents Deciding who are The Best Presidents, and the Worst.
(In Heaven)
Abraham Lincoln's: Ugh, is that expired cheeto running for a 2nd term?
George Washingtin: Ugh, he's such a pussy grabber.
Thomas Jefferson: Well, on the bright side, America gained a few more braincells and have to vote Biden.
(After election)
Abraham Lincoln: Yay! Joe Biden won against that possessed orange.
Thomas Jefferson: Phew!
(50 years later - In Heaven)
Joe Biden: Hey guys! It was fun being president
(Hell)
Donald Trump: SATAN I KNOW I CHEATED ON MY 17 EXES MANY TIMES WHICH IS AS BAD AS KILLING IN THE BIBLE, BUT PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO EARTH TO GRAB MORE PU- I MEAN DONATE TO CHARITY!
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The ex-president-elect is the person who conclusively appears to have lost a presidential reelection in the United States, but has yet to leave the White House.
The ex-president-elect Trump continues to Egan to count the number of days until he is evicted from the White House.
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Unknown President’s Day is similar to President’s Day, but specifically only for the ones that are pretty much never talked about. Like James Polk, James Garfield, James Buchanan, etc. Unkown President’s Day is on November 30th.
I celebrate Unknown President’s Day to remember the unremembered
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Busting a nut on the back of someone’s head just as honest Abe or JFK got a bullet in the back of their skull
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Barrack Hussein Obama a.k.a. Barry Soetoro a.k.a. Barry Obama Jr.
Goofus: Did you see our President's speech last night? I cried I was so moved. He's so articulate. I have black friends, you know.
Gallant: No, I watched the falsely elected President Fucktardiprompter read from strategically placed screens out of view with pre-written speeches scrolling on them.
All he does is plagiarize Martin Luther King speeches or Deval Patrick speeches anyway.
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An idiotic term used by uneducated young African-Americans who support President Barack Hussein Obama ONLY becuase of his race and could give a crap if his economic policies will turn the United States into the Soviet Union. The recent stimulus package has already outspent Bush's Iraq War after his first month in office driving this nation's debt into the sky and it's citizens into the ground. Or that he just realeased a buch of terrorists and plans on brining them onto American soil.
The "My President Is Black" people would support Obama even if he shot their mother just because he's the first black (and half) white President of the United States.
Latino student: Obama's economic policies will take money from hard-working people to give to lazy wellfare moms who can't keep their legs closed.
Black student: I wouldn't care if he bombed my house. My President Is Black! That's all I care about.
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