Random
Source Code
Random
After a long night of smoking the reefer, one gets so fucking blazed that they feel it the next morning.
Right now, Garrett's stoned over, he had way to much tree. Luckily he was crunked and ferjunked
38👍 9👎
Noun: A small toiled paper ball that clings to a woman's pubic hair.
Dude, I flicked a pussy stone off of my girl and it hit the cat.
10👍 1👎
USA - smoking weed
Muslim nations - death by rocks
USA - bro lets go to the dispensary and get stoned!
Muslims - "why is she getting stone" "because i saw her ankles"
16👍 1👎
derived from NBC anchor Stone Philips. Means to stare in an expressionless daze (like a stone face) at someone after they tell a horribly unfunny joke. When this occurs you are giving them the Stone Philips.
Unfunny Person: Meesa Jar Jar Binks!
Victim of Unfunny Crime then gives the stone philips. You must remain in total silence and just stare with no expression.
11👍 1👎
aka Sacred Order of the Stonecutters
The Stonecutters World Council included George HW Bush, Orville Redenbacher, and Mr. T.
Also, Homer Simpson is the chosen one, the leader of the Guild.
(basically, a pararody of the Stone Masons)
"who holds the electrict car"
"we do, we do"
- Verse of the stone cutters anthem
29👍 6👎
Hammered stoned. The highest you can possibly get without puking and passing out, otherwise known as being vamped.
We passed around 3 blunts of sour diesel and were totally ham stoned for the rest of the day.
28👍 6👎
finally found the damn definition:
it is an expression referring to an outlandish event (per perspective).
Acceptable uses:
"I can't believe that ol Rock bought a new Cadillac - might as well stone the crow."
"Ol Rock said 'fuck off' to his boss and up and quit... can't say I'd ever stone that crow."
"A bout of deep depression.
Can't seem to move it forward.
My lying eyes lie awake.
Not sure what I am after.
I never died before.
Can't help what happened yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
Flip through endless stories.
A life of hand-written pain.
No one can share this hurt that is mine, mine, mine.
I never died before.
Can't be what happened yesterday.
I shouldn't stone the crow, no.
Ride on!
Same old city, same old tale.
No matter how I try,
No matter what I say,
I'm blamed, I'm shamed,
I'm judged unfairly.
So now I've died before.
It feels as bad as yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
You too have died before.
I fought as hard as yesterday
I never stoned the crow, stoned the crow, no, no.
-Down, "Stone the Crow", from NOLA"
368👍 131👎