bait and switch

Scientology with less religion, defined by the economic advantage of conning in a customer (or oftenly 'sucker') by teasing them in with a deal or other great benefit but then as they are about to pay the deal are told that the original product is not available but that a substitute is. They then employ the people to then buy a more expensive item. The original product is never revealed to the person, it is an easy economic trick

In bait and switch, a thetan is a sucker and tom cruise is the guy on the billboard with shiny teeth

switch hit

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Ambixdextrous self-pleasure.

Joe had to switch hit when he broke his right hand.

pronoun switch

A tool used by people dating someone of the same gender to show someone that they are indeed not straight. This involves using the pronoun of their same-gender significant other instead of the one suggested by the person who asked.

James: Do you have a boyfriend yet?
Lily: Actually, my girlfriend and I just moved in together.
James: Wait, girlfriend?
Lily: Yes.
James: Oh, I'm happy for you! *walks off*
Later on...
Nancy: Hey! How are you?
Lily: Oh, I'm great, I just had to use the pronoun switch on James.
Nancy: Sorry.
Lily: It's annoying, but it's fine.

Switch Pitcher

Derogtory name for a bisexual.

1:he goes both ways huh?
2: yup... hes a switch pitcher

Banana Switch

when a guy covers his penis with whipped cream and then puts a cherry on the tip of the phallus. The female awaiting fellatio is then asked to close her eyes. A turd that is roughly the same size as the penis (also covered in whipped cream) is forced into her open mouth.

-"Hey Chad, I choked that bitch with a banana switch!"
-"Shit is gross."

Cheesey Switch

A really fat, smelly woman that doesn't wash her "switch" for months, even years. It gives off the odor of Parmesan cheese mixed with dirty nappy/tampon.

Naz: "Hey what the hell is that stink?"

Ryan: "It's fuckin Cheesey Switch."

Naz: "What the fuck? Does she even wash that switch of hers? I bet it has dregs of dried up blow and piss in there."

Ryan: "It's one hellava cheesey switch, man."

flip the switch

having sex to turn your period on

damn i’m so late, i need some dick to flip the switch