Someone in shared accomodation that borrows clothes from everyone.
omg I don't think lucie owns a single pair of trousers, she's always wearing someone elses. What a trouser gypsy!
I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake
were a boy that tends to have a really fucking annoying selfie face wears the same trousers for atleast 4 weeks in a row.
boy : you know finn he is a same trousers
Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.
"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"
Gucci Trousers made by TommyInnit.
Ph1lza, I have gucci trousers now!
Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing
the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.
Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?
mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.