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a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.
the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.
UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 Urine Flow Units.
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the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.
guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?
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the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.
guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?
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Urinal Tennis: A game played by 2 or more men at a Urinal, that is played by batting a balled up piece of toilet paper across the urinal into the opponents urinal bowl with either a hand or penis. Urinal Tennis is played while pissing.
That last match of Urinal Tennis was so intense! I beat Mark 3-2, and only pissed on my hand once!
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lead singer of the band "mindless self indulgence"
creepy anorexicly skinny man who likes to dress up in womans attire and sing songs about masturbation, five year olds and former presidents.
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When you tit fuck a girl while sitting in a urinal and shitting at the same time before cumming on her boobs, then flushing the urinal.
Oh Man I Urinal Tit Fucked that girl so hard, my ass is still wet from the victory flush
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When life just can't get any worse.Real horror show Can be resolved if men keep baby wipes in their car, so when that "urine trickle" comes out after they finish making peeps, they can clean themselves correctly.
Sometimes life gives you lemons, and you can make lemonade...but sometimes the world just gives you some Urine Soaked Cock!
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