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Van Goghing

Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.

Did you see those gauges? I plan on Van Goghing that for sure.

by Solo bz January 20, 2014


Start the van

Phrase used in reference to the party van (FBI/Police listening/Police raiding SWAT van)
a van that is externally party/ice cream/ballons themed but contains FBI/police/SWAT inside.

This phrase is used when some user posts CP (Child Pornography) or similar, to remark that it might be illegal content.

User (1) (OP/original poster) starts a thread: "Only the youngest" With a teenage girl on the picture / naked / half-naked"
User (2) Posts similar content
User (3) Posts similar content
---->User (4): "Start the van jeff001.jpg"

by STFUNIGGA April 12, 2018


chomo van

Preferred mode of transportation for Matt Gaetz (R-FL). Seen frequently around high school proms, malls, and other locations minors are present.

Matt Gaetz drove home from Washington in his chomo van so he could enjoy his favorite pastime of raping 13 year old girls at the mall in Pensacola.

by alcifer July 31, 2022

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Van Hoe

Somebody who is an arthoe and has a liking for all things yellow. Especially mustard yellow.

A typical example of a Van Gogh hoe

Did you see her yellow overalls? Such a van hoe.

by Blobthelobhoe September 21, 2018


van aardt

A man who eats earth in Afrikaans.

He is such a van Aardt

by Future van Aardt October 17, 2018


midget in a van

The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.

NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.

I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.

by Hypenta March 20, 2018


Mammy Van

A car or truck operated by a hot mom. Usually caring 2 or more other hot moms of different racial varieties, on their way to the hot mom spa.

-Damnnnn Yo peep dat Mammy Van!

-Oh fo sho, You'd be boxing some serious soul food AND seoul food!!!

by Dante C.K December 18, 2010