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"Hey! Have you heard the new Kenny Chesney SONG???"
"No, I don't want to die"
"Why would you die?"
"It's country music"
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sex that is affected by your surroundings. in this case by rocky, uninhabited hills, wildflowers, raw climate.
in the middle of nowhere.
"I wanna do it here and now. Come for me. country musex."
"Lets sing it, babe"
A country bumpkin who creeps in the yee-haw style. Often drives a lifted truck.
Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.
Individual: Last night a guy followed me home in his truck to ask for my number; what a country creeper.
The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.
Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.
The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.
I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.
Wild country boys out lurkin' for that cooch.....it's called country coochin'!
Hey boys we goin out country coochin'!