Chief Justard

Chief Justard (cheef juss tard) NOUN. A really stupid Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court.

Can you imagine the kind of decisions we'd get if Scalia was the Chief Justard?

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Apache Chief

During a break up ceremony you cum on a girl's forehead and stick feathers to it.

Last night I Apache Chiefed my girlfriend. We are no longer together.

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Master Chief

Playing Halo, getting a blowjob, while smoking a blunt.

Dude, last night my girlfriend surprised me with a Master Chief.

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Chief of Staff

A penis so powerful all on lookers will stop and sit quietly to admire

"if i was married to your wife i think i'd resort to violence"

"why's that"
"She never shuts up, how do you deal with it"
"i show her the chief of staff and she goes to work"

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Big Chief

24 hour truck stop located in Fergus Falls MN. The single best place to go stuff your gut at 3 in the morning after a long nite of boozing. Thier specialty is the Viking Burger made of 100% Buffalo meat.

Dude, I am so freaking hungry! Lets see if the Slouse will drive us to Big Chief. I will tear up some biscuits & gravy for real!

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Idiot in chief

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is America’s idiot in chief.

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senior chief

A member of the U.S. Navy that can pretty much do whatever they what and get away with it due to their appointment by congress.

Senior chief totally got a blow job in the office last week from a junior sailor. Cant do shit though cause he's a senior chief.

Sailor: Senior, why are you still trying to stay in the Navy after 20 years?

Senior Chief: Cause I love fucking younger girls and I'm to much of a jabroni to hack it in the real world.

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