the long piss taken after getting high as shit
1.) I need to take a massive stoner piss
2.) go for it dude
Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.
The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.
An informal and more discreet way of conveying the use of a pregnancy test kit.
Girl, you don't have to keep worrying if you're pregnant or not- just go piss and tell!
(a) The best of the best under any circumstances.
Dallas: "Did you see that crazy wave I just rode?"
Jose: "No. Was it a big one?"
Dallas: "Big is an understatement! It was a Puppy Piss wave!
Something so unachievable that there is just no point in trying.
Kick my ass?!! you'd have better luck trying to "Piss on the moon."
The act of standing and taking a leak hands free, in other words not holding your dick.
Dave is always bluetooth pissing, that's why his shoes are always wet.
Noun: Piss Comet (pɪs-kɒmɪt)
When the Urine from the international space station is released into space and travels to a very specific distance from the sun causing particles to be released into a vapor tail.
The most beautifully rare sight one could see is surely a piss comet