Thought You Had a Friend

A way of fooling or tricking someone that you cool with them, as you would reach out and act like you giving them a high five or genuine handshake but pull back and laughing at their expense.

First Guy: "yeah man, we cool. Give me some dab."
Second guy reaches out to dab his fist.
First Guy: (pulling his hand back) "Thought you had a friend." (Turns to laugh at his expense)

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thought up by some jew

The excuse that a nazi will give for anything that does not allow them to be nazi-like.

"It's politically correct to care about you...


...sounds like a plot thought up by some jew"


-From "Indians are red nigger skunks" by Neo-nazi band vaginal jesus.

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Thats What I Thought!

1- Another way of saying , yeah i thought so
2- Meaning, Yeah Shut all that Krap(Shi*) up
3- also saying yeah, shut up

jessie heard about a fight and tells Kayla. Kayla knows what actually happend and tries to tell jessie what went down.

Jessie- No im right !
Kayle- No, because i was standing right there wactching it happen
Jessie- Ooo.
Kayla- Yeah "Thats What I Thought!"
Jessie - O shut up lol

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who would have thought

an expression used when one is surprised by something that has happened and/or something that they unexpectedly learned.

Joe after being married for 25 years and fathering four children, left his wife for women 20 years older than him. Who would have thought.

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you thought you ate that

when what somebody said or did lame or corny asf, and they unaware of that fact

1.

white horse girl: *sings in class*
everyone: girl stfu you thought you ate that
2.

coon ass nigga: i just hate black women they so loud, get me snowbunny
everyone: nigga stfu you thought you ate that

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you thought u ate

some stupid shit that ghetto hoe bitches made up

stupid bitch : uhmm u thought u ate
regular person : oh u one of them, stupid bitch

another regular person : whats is “ you thought u ate”
regular person : some stupid shit that ghetto hoe bitches made up

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I thought the wordle was in here

A phrase used to express and share confusion in stressful situations

Guy 1: DUDE don't let the fire go out
Guy 2: I thought the wordle was in here
Guy 1: wtf?!?