Shit Right Through Them

Adj: To fart so much during the day (which may or may not include sharting and/or poor wiping) that you get a brown stain and or particles on your underwear or boxers. Most embaressing when wearing white.

Eric thinks to himself out loud: "I shit RIGHT THROUGH THEM!"

stomp one through the grate

this is the process in which an individual feels the need to take a dump however they choose not to take a dump as they are too lazy to go to the toilet. Therefore the resulting outcome is the individual dropping a dump in the shower and proceeding to stomp the dump through the shower grate on the floor of the shower.

ugh, i need to take a dump but i can't be bothered, i think i'll just stomp one through the grate

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Wading through her swamp

A euphemism for engaging in sexual escapades with a female of dubious moral character. Just as with a real life swamp, if you don't wear some form of protection, there's no telling what sort of diseases you might catch.

Leliana: "She was...you are...you're giving her...I mean, you're wading through her swamp!"

Warden: "Are you jealous? I could wade through yours if you'd like"

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Starin' Through My Rearview

To look at the word from behind you. Knowing that you don't have to worry about making it any further in the world because you've already made it.

From 2pac's "Starin' Through My Rearview," Stairin' at the world from my rearview; go on baby scream to god, he can't hear you. I can feel your heart beating fast 'cause it's time to die; gettin' high watchin' time fly. To all my mothafuckas-

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Hot Knife Through Butter

Phrase used when describing something that is quick and easy...

The running back tore throught the defensive line like a hot knife through butter...

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better living through chemistry

Used to be a slogan for DuPont (a chemical company), but now it refers to the practice of taking medication and/or drugs to make your life more enjoyable.

Becky: "Wow, Jenny was always so depressed, but now she takes a bottle of Prozac in the morning and washes it down with vodka, she seems really relaxed and happy."
Hank: "Oh, so she's discovered better living through chemistry!"

or

Slut: "Wow, your schlong is so hard!"
Old guy: "Yeah, I used to be impotent, but now I take Viagra. It's better living through chemistry..."

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running through a field of berries

What people say they were doing when accused of, or suspected of, smoking weed

Teacher: Why are you late? And why do you smell like marijuana?

Student: I was running through a field of berries.