cow dung

the poops of the cows

cow dung is cows poop
in africa in a village houses are made of cow dung

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soft cow

Mildly aroused. Like a semi-erect penis.

I have soft cow from that skank rubbing my junk.

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Cow Pies

n. plur. {cawh pîz} - cow fecal matter that hardens into a pie like shape in a cow pasture.

While leaning over the fence on the side of a cow pasture I fell over and landed in some nasty cow pies.

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were-cow

A creature that is both a cow and a horse and can change form between them at will. A scourge to western ranchers were-cows are not tasty, fun to ride, or produce milk. They also have been known to develop a taste for human flesh, and are deadly in both cow and horse form. Were-cows can change both cows and horses into were-cows by there bite. Were-cows are spreading. Beware the were-cow menace.

"Hey, wasn't that cow a horse earlier."
"Keep your distance... that isn't a cow, it's a were-cow"

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Sweater Cow

Fun toys located underneath a sweater.

Damn, G, look at Jane's sweater cows!

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swamp cow

is an ugly fat bitch!!!!!

should we go kick that swamp cow at mcdonalds

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sweater cows

breasts. usually referring to a female wearing a sweater.

that girl has huge sweater cows.

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