Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.
Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!
dude dropped a massive goat loaf barking and foaming at the ass
nearly puked
A loaf so big it tears the asshole
Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf
The act of dropping a deuce. Usually one that comes out with significant force, however maintains it's structural integrity.
After drinking all that coffee this morning; Jimmy really had to throw loaf when he got to work.
When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf
“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”
"Dude, come look at the majestic Grandfather Loaf I just left in the toilet!"
A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.
What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?