Matt Pezza

Matt Pezza is known as a long-fingered, crackstick eating, oxygen thieving bastard. In his spare time, he cruises with his boys in his ends, which usually results in him being mugged, crying or simply being an outcast of a social situation.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.

Person 1: WTF is that guy eating a crackstick??
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!

Matt grinke

KermitBud ofcourse, the youtube guy with the Kermit voice

Dang did you see Matt Grinke at the party, he sounded like Kermit the frog

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Matt Giteau

Australian rugby player. Plays for Western Force in Super 14 competition. Signed record figure of 1.5mil per season in 2006.

Can beat you in a telephone box

Bill: Did u see Matt Giteau's swan dive the other day?
John: Which 1 he scored like 5 try's

Matt Rose

Matthew Rose- the guy who looks like he's 40-50 and has the personality of a teen
Also his videos are something to watch late at night bc ur too lazy to actually go sleep
but he sometimes wakes your half asleep brain by yelling the legendary SKULL EMOJI

I love Matt Rose (in more way than you think)

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Matt Berry

Talented British musician,actor,comedian. Starred in many Tv programs such as The Mighty Boosh,Snuff Box,The IT crowd, Garth marenghis darkplace,AD/BC and the Peter Serafinowicz show.

Also very good looking and has an amazing voice/accent

"If i should die of smallpox stick my remains in my snuffbox"

"i'll just take that have a piss and be off"

"Matt Berry is a sexy beast!"

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Matt Decker

A commodore from Star Trek that went mad and lost his mind after he encountered a giant alien robot planet killer thing that ended up crippling his ship and killing his entire crew.

Finals week always makes me turn into Matt Decker.

The test Matt Deckered me.

That bitch was crazier then Matt Decker.

You look like Matt Decker; don't you know how to shave?

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matt groening

The creator of the greatest television shows of all time, The Simpsons and Futurama, and the creator of Life in Hell, a weekly transatlantic comic. Basically, a cartoonist.

P1: Who's your favourite cartoonist/idol?
P2: Matt Groening

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