Spacey ship

When you get drunk and accidentally land on a 14 year old

I hope I don't do a Spacey ship at the party tonight.

ship in law

When you ship two characters from a show you’ve never watched. You typically ship them through edits you’ve seen.

Have you watched Warrior Nun?
No, but Avatrice is definitely my ship in law!

ship child

The child of two or more people (fiction or real) you want to get together.

I love Deku x Uraraka, I made a ship child for them!

Drunk as Ship

When you sway like a ship in the sea from being extremely intoxicated.

Dude... I got drunk as ship last night!

Troll-Ship

Two or more friends that troll together.

This troll-ship of ours is delightfully diabolical.

ship happens

Something shippensburg students say. Like shit happens but better

Guy: yo my girlfriend just cheated on me

Guy 2: yo dude that sucks honestly tho ship happens

hip on the ship

The maritime version of "good in the hood". While asking someone onboard a ship, "All good in the hood?" would be understood, the word "hood" might be seen in some circles as mildly racist. Thus, the invention of "hip on the ship". Enjoy.

Bosun: "Good morning, Captain Michelle! All hip on the ship?"
Captain: "Yes, things are going very well."