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Smurffed Adoptee

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!

"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.

by gravy111 November 11, 2010


smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

by Sluddy 1 March 15, 2007


Smurf Kiss

is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!

My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.

by Jeff Segelke March 11, 2008


Papa Smurf

when a cuck sends you a dick pick and you color it blue to pass around.

that one douche from twitch sent me a photo, so now he's a Papa Smurf

by MooPigRiot May 06, 2017


Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."

by Shabanga95 February 14, 2019


Smurf layers

A quasi-sexual inside joke with your professor.

I know they have some Smurf layers, just look at the chemistry between those two

by SpaceyK January 04, 2021


The Smurf Kiss

When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.

Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.

by ReconFreak May 23, 2022