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A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.
There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!
"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.
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(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut
amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.
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is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!
My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.
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when a cuck sends you a dick pick and you color it blue to pass around.
that one douche from twitch sent me a photo, so now he's a Papa Smurf
A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
A quasi-sexual inside joke with your professor.
I know they have some Smurf layers, just look at the chemistry between those two
A blue smurf-like cat entity wearing a mushroom hat. It is a meme that was popular in September/October 2023. The image of the smurf cat was often paired with an audio saying "we live, we love, we lie"
Some random TikTok: we live, we love, we lie
Person: oh, it must be that smurf cat meme again
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