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democrat no question here *cough* MSNBC *cough*
"We'll show you what we mean by the "Liberal Left"
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an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first
I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?
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a left angle curve of the irrect penis. Usually caused from excesive banging or a blow to the nards. Found in rare specimens.
Zack Maier has a raging left cock. That tranny has a very hard left cock.
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Liberals who have their own definition of "the right to life".
Unlike members of the Religious Right, the Religious Left doesn't advocate ripping children from their mother's arms and putting them in cages, putting prisoners to death when witnesses have recanted and they have been refused the legal admission of DNA exoneration, or the necessity of carrying assault rifles into church. Just sayin'.
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That's **right**... he **left** because he wasn't da **right** guy for me.
Mr. Left sensibly LEFT because he realized dat he was Mr. WRONG as far as his being compatible with me, and so he wanted to make room in my house for Mr. RIGHT if he came along.
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someone who critisizes america for "breaking the geneva convention" while terrorists kill civillians.
Left Winger: those horrible racists at Guantonamo Bay are using the koran as toilet paper.
Terrorist: if you elect John Kerry we won't attack again for four years.
(for the left winger's reading this, the terrorist means he will continue to gather funds until the next election when he will scare you into submission again)
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when you text someone and then ,then they don't text you back when they've obviously seen the text.
i texted her to days ago and she always checks her phone
" then you got left on red. move on."
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