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Oil Panting

Intimate Petrol Sniffing

Tiffany and I went to the local gas station disrobed for some serious oil panting

by whypsi January 7, 2017


cocoa oil

A sweeter cooking oil or fat extracted from fresh cocoa seeds and used especially in making cakes, cookies, pies and other sweet baked food products.

That cocoa oil made the best chocolate chip cookies I ever had.

Cocoa oil is wonderful on in my baking.

Cocoa oil is the number one selling oil to bake with.

by GENERAL DALADY March 8, 2019


pussy oil

A form of female lubricant, either from a bottle or the vajayjay.

I fucked her so hard... her pussy oil was everywhere! Literally everywhere........... like actually everywhere .... no joke gotta love that pussy oil

by Eunice123 July 27, 2017


Rapeseed Oil

Something that could be severely catastrophic if it has an altercation with extra-virgin olive oil.

Extra-virgin olive oil: Hey, I'm a virgin. That's kinda sad.
Rapeseed oil: Oh don't worry, I can't correct that for you!
Extra-virgin olive oil: UH OH! HELP!!!

by TheFunnyGuy88 September 17, 2023


Rave oil

Red stripe, a jamacian beer sold at every rave ever in the UK, usually priced at £5 a can

Cheap and watery, probably available for less than 80p a can wholesale

Dan: u want a drink

Bins: yh lubricant (meaning oil of the rave variety)

Steve: that bar was shit all they had was rave oil and koppaberg

by Original binbag April 10, 2018


boner oil

Like motor oil...but lube for your boner

Greg asked Becky to slop some boner oil on his knob so they could get the party started.

by Rod Savage January 29, 2018


Oil-timatum

A phrase used to describe the way OPEC, the government, the petrol forecourts and the importers of oil (who hold the tankers offshore for weeks at a time in anticipation of further price rises in oil, consequently further lining their already bulging pockets) hold the whole world to ransom and royally screw all honest, working and middle class people, by forcing us to either pay their extortionate prices for a natural product, lest we decide not to pay, in which case, we are unable to travel to work, earn money and thus continue living.

Government: "We will be adding a further 10p of duty onto fuel this October, with a second increase of 12p in April. Combined with an increase in VAT, this will result in everyone being financially raped by us fat cat bastards for more money"

Honest, hard-working people: "But we can't afford such an increase! Food prices, gas and electric costs and the cost of living in general has sky-rocketed, along with council taxes, and all this is slap bang in the middle of recession, where no-one has had a pay-rise in years. We cannot afford to go to work if fuel prices are increased. And if we cannot go to work, we cannot afford to live!"

Government Not realising that increasing the cost of travelling to work could one day do untold damage to the economy and is basically shooting an already struggling economy in the foot: "Tough shit you measly paupers! This is your oil-timatum. Pay sky high fuel costs or wither away like the weak vermin you are!"

by STUBWFC December 29, 2011