when you buy an itune based on the short 30 second snippet on itunes.. and discover it actually sucks.
You: i just got the new Alien Sex Fiend tune and it sounded good in the part they play on itunes -- Itunes left out the screechy woman part.
Him: total lie-tune
tuning more than one bitch at once
to get into multiple pairs of pants.
The act of tuning is to be really nice to a girl and tune her so she is ready for you to make a move and not reject you
To be on the multitune usually requires skill and many different technologies. it is most successful when the girls dont know each other
On facebook chat
Boy: Hey babe
Girl: Hey
Boy: <3
Simultaneously
On Sext
Boy: Hey babe
Girl 2: Hey
Boy: <3
Boy 2: Whats doing?
Boy: Not much just on the multi-tune
Boy 2: Get some !
Any music or song you personally find shitty.
Why you listening to all these poo tunes bruh?
When you have a massive shit brewing and produce an audio masterpiece by feathering your sphincter whilst expelling toxic fart gas from your colon.
Hey dude... *paaarrrrppp* Name that tune!!!
The act of farting while balls deep in your partner. Thus resulting in their insides vibrating like a tuning fork
I had to fart right after we were done, so I gave her a tuning fork
To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.
Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.