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A game in which people get under the covers and fart. Last person to poke their head out wins.
We ate some chili then had an epic game of stink the turtle.
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The extremely potent gas that excretes from ones chocolate starfish before dropping the jackson five off
Thats fucking stinking man, yeah my turtles breath is so bad its burning my nostril hairs.
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When you are having a life threatening shit. It partially comes out of your anus and gets stuck because it is too big and strong to slide out easily.
The anus cannot cut through it. It will not go back inside. The only way is to power through and hope you do not blow your anus out. If you are lucky this ordeal will be over within minutes.
It won't come out, it won't go back, it's Turtle's heads! - Turtles' Heads by the Macc Lads.
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When you trash someone behind their back, gossiping about them
Example: Attention by Charlie Puth “you’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round throwing that TURTLE on my name, cause you knew that I’d call you up...”
Wow! Charlie did you hear what Santana was saying about you!?! She was throwing turtles on you man!
atena the turtle is a loving person who is always giving and never taking. She always sticks up for other people and never gives up on any body. Atena the turtle has many friends and has a good relationship with many people. She is very intelligent,honorable,kind,amazing,funny,serious.DO NOT CROSS HER!!!!!!
atena the turtle is amazing just don cross her.
To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.
I know she wants to get married someday, but I am totally going to German Turtle her.
If you see this quote in someone's bio, it's probably a reference to a tweet from @ains_rose that said : " you know who doesn't want to be choked? Turtles. You know who does? Me. Save the turtles, choke me instead." So it quite literally means choke me.
"She had save the turtles in her bio, but she doesn't seem like a vsco girl! What do you think?"
"hahahaha, you're so naive, it means choke me, that's it."
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