Take it where you shake it

Similar to "get lost" or "take a hike," TIWYSI is a wildly popular expression meaning "you annoy me and I want you to go far away from this place where we are standing."

Attractive middle-aged man to a group of troublemakers congregating in front of his home: "Hey - take it where you shake it!"

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where the sun don't shine

The human anus.

I kicked him where the sun don't shine.

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Wheres my hug guy

This refers to a man who lacks true confidence & the ability to talk to women. Similar to a gyal clown, these men are usually emotionally unstable & will do the most to try to impress or win a woman over even if it makes him look like a complete fool or a beg.

These men will also be quick to start problems or issues with another man because the women favor them instead of himself. Its like a child who throws a tantrum when it doesn't get what it wants.

Girl 1: whys this guy so catty and emotional he's a proper wheres my hug guy sis

Girl 2: yeah lock that off.

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Know where your towel is

To be a really together person. Any person who can struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where their towel is is clearly a person to be reckoned with.

Man, you really know where your towel is!

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where is my dad with the milk

help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT

where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.

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Where them books at, bitch?

This is a phrase asking for verification of statements made on the internet. Due to the anonymity automatically attainable by persons using the internet, often times these persons create characters that do not represent who and what they are in reality. By asking "where them books at" a person is actually asking for pictures or other proof to verify the statements made by persons using the internet are factual and true.

A guy on this message board I visit claimed he managed a restaurant. I asked him "Where them books at, bitch?" and he provided pictures of his user name inside the restaurant's office.

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Hit the goose where it's loose

1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)

1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby