fortified wine

It's like when you have regular wine but you fortify it by violently thrusting your penis through the neck of the bottle. If the wine is in a bag, you should probably shit in it.

Frankidunka served us fortified wine the other night without telling us. It was so disgusting I gave him a handjob.

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booty wine

cheap but tasty wine, which if cousmed in enough quantity will suddendy have women game for anal sex

"Ted finally got Caroline to give up the booty after a big bottle of booty wine last night.

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Wine moms

Wine moms think they know everything about politics and racial issues despite being whiter than mayo

fuck off wine moms

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Wine Spin

The act of removing the full bag from a box of wine, holding it above your head and drinking out of it, while spinning, until you fall down or throw up. In competition, the contestant who can spin the longest wins.

Whoa bro, you totally should have seen the wine spin that the pledge did earlier. It was awesome, he went for like 52 seconds before he fell down and threw up all over himself.

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wine stool

What comes the morning after drinking red wine and eating prime rib or any other red meat. Mixing rich foods with high fat content and red wine will build a solid wine stool.

That holiday party food was great last night but the red wine and prime rib made a serious wine stool.

After that dinner of steak, roast potato, shrimp cocktail, red wine and chocolate cake with ice cream I had a serious wine stool to hide.

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Palm wine

Palm Wine is a slang word for semen or cum

I whipped up some palm wine for you mom.

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wine and roses

An expression of love for that special girl in your life. When every time she smiles it clears out every cloud and when you see her happy it makes living worth while. When you dream about her every moment of every day and only want the best for them. As made famous by the hit band "Medieval Kineval"

"My girl is just like wine and roses. I want to be with her forever!"

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