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Bang Toasted

a word that is said after a diss. Use it instead of boom roasted.

I'm gonna stomp you down to the ground BANG TOASTED

by latinbored February 9, 2010

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Fap on Toast

The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.

Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.

by King of Fappers '94 December 8, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


jeff toast

White toast that has been refrigerated, becoming cold, moist, and largely undesirable.

Breakfast in hell is jeff toast and warm diet soda.

by Jeffrey Toast September 6, 2007


shred toast

A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.

Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.

by bakermancan February 2, 2011


Off Toast

Somebody who is so dumb, that being brain dead would make them smarter

Person 1: Dude look at that kid over there i think he has off toast
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by OofLord1 October 2, 2018


Off toast

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter

Friend 1: whatโ€™s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast

by Samurai552 October 2, 2018


Scenes on toast

'Scenes on toast' can be used in a variety of contexts especially when seeing something that is impressive, interesting and/or appealing to a 18-year old virgin. The history is derived from 'beans on toast' as well as 'absolute scenes'.

Wow! did you see those nudes? Absolute scenes on toast!

by Callum Fraser, Dafydd March 13, 2017