TOMATO PUSSY

A term used by gay men, to describe the lack of tightness of another guys ass. If the bottom has been used up and is really loose then it is a TOMATO PUSSY!

Also used to reference a gay guy who walks with his ass all sunk in and kinda swishy.... somes the abbreviation "TP"is used.

"looky there! there goes ole TP" TP=Tomato pussy

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Tomato Head

One with Red Hair....can be used for male or female in a condescending or an affectionate way.

"My girlfriend is the most beautiful little Tomato head!!"

" Who's that hottie across the bar?? He's not bad for a Tomato Head! I'm going to go talk to him. I'm going to go make ketchup. "

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Tomato Popping

Akin to cherry popping, however, different in that it occurs in middle-aged to elderly women. The title makes reference to a tomato's large size and bitter taste.

"Sweet Jesus, I just popped (insert MILF name)'s tomato. MMMMMMMMMMM"

-tomato popping

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sad tomato

A sagging worn pussy

Hey man, your mom has one hell of a sad tomato.

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Tomato Sandwich

The act of having sex with a woman while she is on her period, and then titty f*ing her w/ your bloody c**k.

I banged my girl while she was on her period, and prompty gave her a Tomato Sandwich.

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Tomato Can

Somebody who is inexperienced at something or is very bad at it. Could also mean a noob

I always get some tomato can on my pickup football team

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salted tomato

A white person's sweat balls. Red af and salty.

Hey Chad, how's your...salted tomato doing? Just make sure you aren't making a caprese salad.

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