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Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.
Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!
A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.
I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.
The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.
2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.
This term is used when you can't give an exact number of a given thing but you have a lot of it.
Shit, that is a fuck ton of bills I gotta pay.
A large amount of something. A lot. A Bazillion.
As my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, I busted a nut in her mouth. After she swallowed and wiped the corners of her mouth she said "that was a sack ton son. "
On moving day, when my friend saw all the boxes he had to help he said " that is a sack ton son. "
Literal god. Him. Better than losers named ayddan.
Daniel Tonning is GOD