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A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).
“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”
the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap
That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!
A man playing with his cock like he’s honking a horn…
Toot his horn (penis) like his honking it
Jack: Where’s Alex
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it
(Alex walks in)
Harry: He just toot his horn
The little bubble that comes out of the Elmer's glue bottle when you squeeze it.
I was doing my social studies project, but then the glue toots started coming from my glue bottle.
Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!
The unexpected escape of air from a woman's vagina; Queef
Her hoo hoo toot caused her great embarrassment.