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A series of mobile homes, be it single, double or triple wide, slumped together like a bunch a wiener dogs humping one another. Usually sporting attributes like steel spiral staircases, concrete beer ponds, bud light can pyramids and streched pinto limousines all cumulating a higher value than the structure itself.
-hey is that a miniature mobile home version of the pentagon with a beer fountain in the middle?
+No. That's my neighbor's trailer park mansion. He just took down the flock of plastic pink flamingos for those little plastic gnomes.
Mostly found in Arkansas. Fuck anything with or with out a dick, even animals. will fuck for a coke box of kotex and a pagk of cigarettes,
white people who live in trailers and have mullets
That boys all trailer park trash
A certain type of beer that trailer trash people drink.
They frequently drink "Blue Ribbon" beer, or if they are lucky, miller lite.
My trailer friends offered me some trailer park beer; I happily accepted the crappy drink.
A white trash drink: 2 parts Sunny D, One part vodka or tequila, add a splash of Robitussin or Vicks 44D to get that red color risin' up from the bottom.
Jimmy Ray, get the cough syrup outta the medicine chest. I need me another Trailer Park Sunrise before I drive t' work.
A cocktail made by pillbillys to fuel long nights of cooking meth, riding four-wheelers, and hunting opposums. 2 parts Ale8, 2 parts Red Bull, and 1 part Southern Comfort. Mix Ale8 and Red Bull in a mason jar, drop a shot of Southern Comfort. Origin: Stanton, KY.
Example 1: "Cletus got all jacked up on KY Trailer Bombs and flipped his four-wheeler last night at Red River Gorge. Lucky he was full of hillbilly heroin or it would have hurt like hell. Daaang!"
Example 2: "I'm gonna' get f&ck$n' wasted tonight; I'm gonna drink Nati Light and KY Trailer Bombs all f&ck$n' night; KY Trailer Bombs, I f&ck$n' shower in that sh#t."
A wannabe goth, who doesn't actually succeed at the "goth" look and ends up looking like trailer trash.
Usually seen wearing wide Hot Topic pants with neon stitching and chains random intervals placed around the waist (1), some form of black band shirt (2), fingerless black gloves, orange flip flips or black platform boots. They are also usually fat, ugly, have horribly died pink or blue hair, a pus-filled acne face, and very badly applied eyeliner(3).
Other optional instructions to obtain the look: Don't shower. Try to make your body odor as sickening as possible.
This look is very difficult to maintain if you actually look in the mirror before leaving the house.
Trailer Trash Goths are otherwise known as "kindergoths" or "mallgoths."
(1) Pants occasionally high-waters, or "flooding," especially when worn with the platform boots.
(2) The Strokes, the Ramones, etc.
(3) The eyeliner is optional, but if it is worn, it must be in excess and incredibly smudged. If some sort of design around the eye is attempted with said eyleiner, such as tear drops or aesthetic curls, the proper tools must NEVER, EVER be used, and the eyeliner pencil must ALWAYS be extremely blunt. The design MUST always look a two year old scribbled across the goth's face while he/she was asleep.
When in the mall: "OH MY GOD, I see a large black trench-coat and torn fishnets under those high-water Hot Topic pants! Trailer trash goth alert. Steer clear, repeat, steer clear."
Or:
"No, we can't eat at the foodcourt. It's right next to the Hot Topic--if we go there we'll never be able to get the trailer trash goth stench out of our cute/fashionable/real goth/preppy/designer clothes.