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white-carpet treatment

That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.

I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.

by QuacksO January 25, 2019


old yeller treatment

The act of shooting someone or something directly in the middle of the head.

Larry: Hey Tyson your mom is fat that when she jumps she causes an earthquake!

Tyson: Larry if you don’t shut the hell up I’ll give you the old yeller treatment!

by Swooce74 March 17, 2023


Presidential treatment

When one approaches another from behind to sniff their hair.

Uncle Joe really gave her the presidential treatment. You could see how creeped out she was when he sniffed her hair.

by Ihatemakingnewnames January 22, 2021


Hubbel treatment

The Hubbel treatment, or "Pulling a Hubbel", refers to the act of overdramatizing breakups and goodbyes. The name comes from the last scene from the 1973 movie "The way we were", where Barbra Streisand's character Katie finally releases her long, aching lover Hubbel Gardner (Played by Robert Redford, hence the "Hubbel").

Can also be used to describe overacting in real life or refer to a drama queen's actions.

When they brok up, she really pulled the Hubbel on him - The hand-on-face manouver, the breaking voice, the starry eyes... The girl's a pro.

-I said I'll wait, but I'm not gonna wait forever...
-Grrl, don't even try that Hubbel treatment on me!

by DeeperBoy June 20, 2010

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Prison Treatment

The process in which Jerome forces himself onto a fellow inmate and preforms gay sex.

Did you hear that Jerome gave Nick the prison treatment in B-Block?

by Cave Brain October 21, 2022


mushroom treatment

When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit

He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.

by SummitXTC February 26, 2021

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Lebron Treatment

Using a player’s playstyle to make a claim about their greatness, completely ignoring accolades and accomplishments.

“Bro Kawhi is going off this series, he’s the best player right now”
“But KD better, he a lot better shooter and scorer”
“You’re giving him Lebron Treatment, what exactly has he done so far?”

by MilitaryGradeStrap May 21, 2020