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2013 Tumblring

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(2013 tumb-ler-ing)

Back in 2013, tumblr.com was just getting popular with a younger age group, scene and emo kids, the LGBT+ community, weeaboos , and hipsters . All of these groups combinded made the website a little unstable. Anyone with an opinion would get death threats, anyone who didn't ship two male characters were seen as homophobic, and if you didn't like tumblr then you would get thousands of 13 year old trying to convince you that they know how to hack computers and kill people.

Fandoms such a homestuck , SuperWhoLock , and various different anime became the head of tumblr in 2013. This caused problems, as they often went out of control. Stories people in homestuck cosplay attacking people with buckets (as it is a reference to the comic) and girls as young as 12 sending nudes to the many different adult male actors became common, but we're brushed off by tumblr.

2013 Tumblring refers to the attitude that people had during Tumblr is 2013. Acting like Tumblr is the best and if you disagree then you are wrong. Always being hyper, out of control. and pretending that you aren't responsible for your actions. Even though the website has grown up, there are many people today who are still 2013 Tumblring.

Mark: I got into Supernatural recently!
Fred: Eh, 2013 Tumblr ruined Supernatural for me
Mark: But 2013 is over now, I doubt there's anyone like that anymore
Fred: You haven't looked hard enough if you can't see atleast 3 people at school who are still 2013 Tumblring

by PeanutbutterPenis November 10, 2015

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tumblr depressed

The type of depression that is created out of thin air and seeks nothing but attention, self pity, and re-posts on Tumblr.

BOY 1: Yo did you hear Heather started cutting her wrists because of her newly discovered depression.
BOY 2: Yeah man, I heard she just got Tumblr and prob got Tumblr depressed

by Rickety Wrexked January 26, 2017

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tumblr asexual

Also known as Tumblr Ace.

An asexual belonging to the tumblr-founded cult of believing they are special snowflakes for not feeling sexual attraction. Usually cringy, whiny, and annoying.
Might display:

•hatred towards sight of any physical contact (innapropriate or not)
•labeling said contact as "pornographic" sometimes even in the case of children
•cringy puns about cake

•open disgust towards lesbians, •claiming that they can say slurs they cannot
•attempts to force themselves into the LGBT community that they are not apart of
•Fake wokeness
Transphobia

!!!!!!!!Not to be confused with a normal asexual person who just wants to exist.
Props to you guys.

Individuals who spot one of these tumblr goblins in public are advised to back away slowly.

"i lOvE cAke! wHy SeX wHen yOu cAn eAt Cake!" "Oh no, it's a tumblr asexual!"

by gay witchcraft August 14, 2019

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Tumblr Directioners

Tumblr Directioners have so much swag it hurts.They run Tumblr & overwhelm people by flipping their hair.They blog the best photos of One Direction,you will ever find.They love Hughey,Wayne,Ian,Kyle and Barry & they love carrots & cats.

Person:"Tumblr Directioners have swag"

by Directionerxx November 4, 2011

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Tumblr bumbler

One who posts non-stop on Tumblr, the blog website. Often talks about his/her latest post or 'reblog'. Similar to the twitter shitter. Can also be full of self-righteousness.

Bumbler: "Yo, Mike, did you see that post of me talking about pointless stuff on my Tumblr this morning?"

Mike: "No, bumbler, and I don't give two shits in a handbasket, you goddamn Tumblr bumbler."

Bumbler: "But, Mike, I'm fucking awesome!"

by ForkH March 30, 2010

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tumblr equilibrium

When you reach the point with your tumblr where you post only enough to maintain your current number of followers, not losing or gaining any.

Dude, if you keep queuing all your posts, you're gonna hit tumblr equilibrium

by lambyboo September 24, 2013

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tumblr bedroom

usually a small, cozy bedroom consisting of at least a whole wall full of pictures and some sort of christmas tree lights or lanterns hanging throughout the room. Also usually it won't be the cleanest room ever and won't be very bright, just dimly light by the twinkling lights or lanterns

Jackie: Ugh my bedroom's so little kidish, I wish I had a cozy, picture-filled tumblr bedroom like you, Beth!
Beth: Thanks! I love my room!

by asdfghjklqwertyuiopqwertyuiopq September 22, 2013

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