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Anyone who "twitters".
This type of individual firmly believes that their mundane thoughts are actually interesting or relevant to those they twitter to. This person wastes time telling others how they are wasting time.
Bill: "Dude, I just got a twitter from Hank telling me he's scoping out some hot women at a club in Reno."
Ted: "He's such a twitter-twat! He'd rather take the time to tell you about those hot women than actually try to hook up with them? Wait... You have a twitter account? You're a twitter-twat, too! Fuck, I need some new friends...!"
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1. A person who spends WAY too much time on Twitter, to the detriment of his or her job, family, friends and/or mental health.
2. A cell-phone Twitter texting maniac.
3. Someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.
Tim has become a Twitter Critter. He can't keep anything private anymore. I wish he'd get a life!
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a person who tweets constantly and obsessively
holy crap! Ian is such a friggen twitter whore!
I can't see anyone else's tweets!
I'm totally unfollowing him!
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An addicted Twitter user who posts every single thing that happens to them every few moments.
Hey look at that twitter douche over there, he has no life.
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n. Someone who, after seeing an anti-conservative trend on twitter, tweets with the hash-tag in question with no clear knowledge of anything political. Usually will include in the tweet something along the lines of: misspelled words, inaccurate statements, blind praise of a political figure (notably praise for Obama for being black), etc. A majority of these people give other liberals who actually have valid opinions a bad name and only tweet with the hash-tag as a means to gain followers due to their shallowness.
Molly: "Oh my God! I can't wait for Obama to come give me free abortion pills!"
Joe: "Molly, shut up. The president doesn't have that power, stop being a twitter liberal."
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Andy: "Oh yeah, the GOP is totally going down. No way any of them are gonna get re-elected."
Marc: "And where did you get that idea, Andy?"
Andy: "Twitter, duh. The GOP is totally gonna disappear."
Marc: "Fucking twitter liberal."
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Someone who overuses Twitter and constantly "tweets" what they are doing, even when they are taking a shit.
"I need to Tweet that I am watching TV with you while I am sitting right next to you. I need to Tweet that I am getting up to go to the bathroom. I need to Tweet while I am walking to the bathroom. I need to Tweet that I am sitting on the toilet. I need to Tweet that I am taking a shit. I'm a Twitter Shitter!"
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A term used for the utmost ridiculous people on Twitter. If it's on Twitter, they'll believe it instantly, from small leaks, to the biggest hoaxes.
Person 1: Hey, look! Biden lost the election, check this out!
Person 2: Yet, he's the president now. Where did you get this information anyways?
Person 1: Well, Twitter of course! It's the most trusted source!
Person 2: What a twitter-tard.
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