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On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)
Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!
Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
"Your such a Tyson Allen"
"what's that smell"
F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.
Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.
Erin & Tyson
So creamy together, they sit on the same table just flirt and flirt. Erin thinks Tyson is so hot and Tyson think Erin is so sexy and hot.
AHHHWW DADDY
ERIN & TYSON ARE SO CREAMT TOGETHER
Name after famed boxer Mike Tyson. When someone in their youth was careless, reckless, or lost in their ways, only to, later in life reflect and articulate, how misguided their intentions were and use the experience to affect positive change.
Nate Diaz seems to be experiencing, the Tyson Effect, as he looks back over his career with some regrets.
A fuckin beaut of an Ottawa Senators draft pick, Historically the Dyck clan was a part of Roman gods, until the great early war took place and they were cast down to just simple royalty, then forming the new Hard Dick clan, otherwise known as of today "The Dicks"
Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"
Example: "honey were out of sugar"
" No worries we can just ask of friendly neighborhoods Dicks to sauce us over some Sugar for these wicked biscuits were whippin up"
1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.
1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."