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All though Towson University is located outside of Baltimore, the style and the mood of the place reflects that of New York and that of Connecticut. The campus is pretty and full of vibrant shrubbery. There is also a New York feel as the Tower Dining hall appears to be modeled after the Trump Tower on 5th Avenue. The tower is spacious, has carryout like places, a cereal bar, and a New York like view (except its in Baltimore). Towson also has many fun hang outs such as: the gym, the student union, STARBUCKS,etc. People can play pool in the union, go to the gym and climb on the climbing wall, or go drink a latte in the Starbucks. Yes it is a full service Starbucks.
Towson University's style can be best described as the following for Girls:
-north face jackets
-Vera Bradley Purses
-Longchamp purses
-J Crew clothes
-bows on clothes or headbands
-Gossip Girl style
-Audrey Hepburn Style
- New York/Connecticut Style
-Nordstrom
-Abercrombie Clothes
-Juicy Couture Clothes and accessories
-Cute and elegant coats
-rainbow brand flip flops
-Eliza B flip flops
-Uggs
-Silver monogrammed jewlery
-pearl earrings
Guys:
-Ralph Lauren Clothes
-Lacoste Clothes
-Abercrombie Clothes
-Vineyard Vines
-North Face Jackets
-New York/Connecticut style
-Shaggy Hair
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Some Random-ass University in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania where the plague hits every weekend which forces everyone leaves and goes home.
Desales University Student: "Mom I'm home for the weekend"
Mom: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
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"I wanna fuck Greg Universe so bad oh god oh fuck"
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Founded in 2008 in a small town in Kentucky Called Barbourville. The founder, Jacob Scalf, was an outstanding pitcher at Knox Central High School. The pitching university is one of the finest universities in all of the continental United States of America. Sclaf has inspired many little kids to love peanut butter sandwiches and become great pitchers. If it wasn't for him, the Panthers wouldn't have played a single game in the 2008 season. The whole team depended on Jacob to win the ball game on the mound. Jacob opened up a Univeristy so he could teach other little kids how to throw the duece. Jacob had 3 techniques to become a great pitcher. 1) Always out think the batter. 2) Eat a peanut butter sandwich everytime before bedtime, and be in bed by 9:00. 3) Do the wall drill everyday... The University of Pitching has spread around the World. Jacob is a great instructor, and a big fan of his favorite pitcher of all time, Jeff Garmon. Jacob runs a 5 month program for training. It takes over $10,000 to buy all the peanut butter so the kids can get all their protein. All of the kids that graduate from the Univeristy with a Curve Ball Degree donates back to the University. They donate old balls, right handed mitts. And most of all, they donate all kinds of peanut butter, Peter Pan, Skippy, Jif, Smuckers, and all of it has to be extra creamy. This University is the most famous Univeristy in the entire world. And everybody should think the one and only pitcher of the 13th Region, Jacob Scalf. Knox Central loved Scalf so much, they built a new ball field so nobody else can step on Scalf's mound.
KC Coach: Where is Scalf?
Hendrickson: He will be here coach.
KC Coach: He better, or we will have to forfeit the game.
Hendrickson: Coach, we have other players.
KC Coach: Hendrickson, we need a pitcher like Jacob, not throwers like You, Andy, and the rest of the team.
Hendrickson: Sorry coach, i know Jacob runs the team.
KC Coach: Yes he does, you better worship him.
University of Pitching
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Founded in 2007 in Barbourville, KY, one of the finest baseball catching schools in all of the continental United States of America. Founder Cory Smith, has inspired countless students to pursue a career in catching. He preaches the "Three Techniques" of catching. (1) Out think the batter and give the appropriate sign. (2) Determine pitch direction and prepare for the worst (ball in dirt). (3) In the event of a ball in the dirt, both knees should immediatley make contact with the ground, use rib protector to block the ball, and hands/mitt if necessary. These techniques have produced many young fundamentally sound catchers. Pudge Rodriguez is a firm believer of Cory Smith's "Three Techniques". All applicants are accepted and sent first through an introductory catching clinic, conducted by manager and coaching guru Mike Bright. After completion of the clinic, students are shuttled on the gator bus to the University to work with Cory. There, students spend 4 months training in the "Three Techniques", and graduate to become world-class catchers. Many graduates give back to the University by donating old catching mitts, masks, shin guards, cups, rib protectors, and insulin. The University of Catching is truly one of the finest baseball institutions in the world.
KC Coach: "Who will be trying out to be catcher this season?"
Mr. Hendrickson: "I believe Cory Smith will be, he stole all the equipment so nobody else could practice, and opened up his own college to teach players to become catchers. It is called the University of Catching."
KC Coach: "Oh really?"
Mr. Hendrickson: "Yeah, he sleeps in his gear at night."
KC Coach: "I hope he practices his blocking drills, he wasn't to good at them last year at tryouts."
Mr. Hendrickson: "He bought a load of videos to watch, and does his blocking and throw down drills everyday."
KC Coach: "His new nickname will be Cory "Catch" Smith."
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An idiom used commonly on Facebook by high school and college dropouts who secretly regret being unsuccessful at getting an education, and want to make it look intentional. It supposedly means that life is the person's teacher, although most of its students have not learned anything but how to just barely survive while still being able to afford enough alcohol to block the pain of lost dreams.
Psssh! Why go to school when I can get a job now? I was totally smart enough for school, I just choose to attend the University of Life!
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my love...and the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.
The bassist of Flogging Molly goes to my church.
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