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A vegan shake is any form of sexual relations or acts with a female that is a vegan. Also interchangeable as a vegetarian shake, which is just with a vegetarian.
guy#1: Yo man that check is bangin'
guy#2: Yea man, i heard she is a vegan or something.
guy#3: I heard she makes good vegan shakes
Someone who likes the idea of vegan but cannot commit fully and may consume animal products from time to time.
Friend 1: Yeah, so I am vegan.
Friend 2: Nice, that is so hard to do.
Friend 1: Yeah it is.
Friend 3: Didn't you just eat a new york strip steak?
Friend 1: Oh yeah man, I am on vegan on the weekend.
Friend 2: Oh so you are casual vegan or a flexitarian.
Friend 1: Yeah man but I get so many girls by saying I am vegan.
Friend 3: That's terrible man.
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Sally: So I have been vegan but I gave in and ate some chicken, now I got really ill.
Derek: That sucks you got sick, but so you are casual vegan?
Sally: I just had a slip.
Derek: That's not vegan.
Sally: yeah maybe I should just say I am a casual vegan.
Derek: Yeah that would seem easier to say.
One who chooses to degrade the choices and actions of those who sever their dependency on products that cause pain and suffering.
The basis of the ridicule is usually stemming from:
1. Misinformation obtained through media and out-dated cultural traditions.
2. Just plain ignorance of the practices involved in bringing such products to the shelves.
3. Difficulty to comprehend the idea of rejecting what one was brought up to believe.
Vegan Hater: " Vegan? Really? Why?"
Vegan: " Because I can live perfectly well without anything having to die for me"
Vegan Hater: "But burgers and wings and bacon and stuff tastes good"
Vegan: "I don't eat anything that doesn't taste good"
Vegan Hater: "And what the hell is wrong with milk? Don't you need calcium?"
Vegan: "well, milk does have calcium but the proteins in milk create higher acidity in the body, so to neutralize it,the body sucks calcium from the bones. It just cancels itself out."
Vegan Hater: "But don't you need that protein, too?"
Vegan: " There's plenty of protein and calcium in beans and greens."
Vegan Hater: Animals kill other animals all the time. So, who cares if we do the same?"
Vegan: "I do"
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And absolute c*nt who spends all their time on Facebook just sharing b*llsh*t just to try stop people from eating meat.
Facebook vegans are what make us think we hate vegans
Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans
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vegan net is when your in your parents basement but your parents are vegan there for the wifi or vegan net is SO FUCK ASS YOU COULD FUCK A TREE
Basement dweller: THIS WIFI IS SO ASS
Mother:sorry honey it is the vegan net again
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Vegan Booty; Phrase, a persons backside that does not contain much meat/fat/flesh. An undesirable buttocks due to lack of size.
"Yo she got that vegan booty, she needs to eat something!", "Man, after his diet dude rocking that vegan booty, you know his boyfriend don't like that!"
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when a woman uses a fruit or veggie to masturbate with.
Nikkie pulled a dirty vegan when she found a fruit.
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