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Some1 who doesn't suck dick.
"Yo John how about you suck my meat motherfucker." "Nah man I'm good I'm like a Sexual Vegan so."
One who chooses to degrade the choices and actions of those who sever their dependency on products that cause pain and suffering.
The basis of the ridicule is usually stemming from:
1. Misinformation obtained through media and out-dated cultural traditions.
2. Just plain ignorance of the practices involved in bringing such products to the shelves.
3. Difficulty to comprehend the idea of rejecting what one was brought up to believe.
Vegan Hater: " Vegan? Really? Why?"
Vegan: " Because I can live perfectly well without anything having to die for me"
Vegan Hater: "But burgers and wings and bacon and stuff tastes good"
Vegan: "I don't eat anything that doesn't taste good"
Vegan Hater: "And what the hell is wrong with milk? Don't you need calcium?"
Vegan: "well, milk does have calcium but the proteins in milk create higher acidity in the body, so to neutralize it,the body sucks calcium from the bones. It just cancels itself out."
Vegan Hater: "But don't you need that protein, too?"
Vegan: " There's plenty of protein and calcium in beans and greens."
Vegan Hater: Animals kill other animals all the time. So, who cares if we do the same?"
Vegan: "I do"
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when a woman uses a fruit or veggie to masturbate with.
Nikkie pulled a dirty vegan when she found a fruit.
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And absolute c*nt who spends all their time on Facebook just sharing b*llsh*t just to try stop people from eating meat.
Facebook vegans are what make us think we hate vegans
Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans
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Vegan Booty; Phrase, a persons backside that does not contain much meat/fat/flesh. An undesirable buttocks due to lack of size.
"Yo she got that vegan booty, she needs to eat something!", "Man, after his diet dude rocking that vegan booty, you know his boyfriend don't like that!"
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vegan net is when your in your parents basement but your parents are vegan there for the wifi or vegan net is SO FUCK ASS YOU COULD FUCK A TREE
Basement dweller: THIS WIFI IS SO ASS
Mother:sorry honey it is the vegan net again
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A person who has committed to a vegan diet, but occasionally eats meat and dairy products. It is typically a person who has no affiliation with animal rights organizations, but rather for their own health.
I consider myself a passive vegan in that my daily diet is vegan-based, but I will on occasion eat dairy and meat products. I have no affiliation with any animal rights organizations and do not do this out of any obligation to them or others, but rather chose this because I choose to live a healthier lifestyle, without feeling constrained in my food choices.
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