Video Game Depression

A state that occurs when an average video gamer becomes less fond of his current games. In most cases the average gamer starts playing less and is less interested in video games. The only known relief is the purchase of a new game.

1 Hey, Bud you haven't been on in a long time.

2 Yeah all my games appear to be boring and useless.

1 Oh No, your in a video game depression!

Video or it didn't happen

in most forums, this is meant as a (sometimes joking) response to outrageous and or unverifiable claims by other posters. Related to pics or it didn't happen but used in cases where pictures cannot properly explain the situation or can easily be shopped.

Alice: Hey guys! I just beat through the fire and flames 100% on expert with only one hand!
Bob: pics or it didn't happen
Alice: Okay! *sends shopped picture of result screen*
Carl: That pic's shopped man, video or it didn't happen!

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Video game boy

The one who wins

I’m the video game boy I’m the one who wins!

test the video quality

to watch porn and masturbate

Chris, after looking at too much playboy, decided to go test the video quality

a video game

A game played on a xbox, playstation, nintindo, gamecube, gameboy, computer, or any portable game player. This is usually supposed to be fun and is rated like movies. You play it with a control pad. Thanks so much!

We invited friends over to play video games with us! Lets just say were about the BIGGEST losers in school.

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playing video games

1. Term for masturbation.

"Mom, don't come in. I'm playing video games. Let me beat this boss, and I'll be right out."

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video game hangover

Video Game Hangover (VGH): Mostly occurs late at night when playing video games. If the lights of the video game flash rapidly for a long period of time, or if you than you may experience;

Mild symptoms may include: mild headache, easily irritable, inability to function properly, sensitivity to light and sound

Severe symptoms may include: Migraine, Possible stomachache, Insomnia and in worst cases: Death.

WARNING: There is no found cure for VGH!

Treatment: If you are experiencing mild symptoms of VGH, please do not resume your normal video gaming experience and proceed to a dark room where you can sleep it off. It is not worth it to get to the next level if you cannot continue your 'gaming' the next day because you have to severe of a VGH.

8:00 PM
~ Person 1: Dude lets play video games all night long!
~ Person 2: ALL RIGHT!!!

7:00 AM
~ Person 1: Dude man, I feel sick.
~ Person 2: I feel fine. Hey, you look pale. Do you have VGH?
~ Person 1: I THINK I DOooOooOooo *Dies*
~ Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!11!!!1!!111!

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