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a waffle that has been burnt to the the crisp and no1 wants to eat
tom: heres your waffle steve
steve: well thanks, give me the nigger waffle. its too crunchy to eat
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When you make waffles and realize you have no syrup so you have to eat the waffles with no syrup and you have to just eat the dry waffle or waffle with butter and deal with the struggle
Guy 1: "Man, I had struggle waffles this morning because my mom forgot to buy syrup last night." Guy 2: "I feel ya man, I had to eat some struggle waffles myself the other night, just the waffle and butter." Guy 1: "yeah, the struggle is real."
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When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.
Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.
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The act of taking a massive dump in a shower and stomping it down the drain.
"I was pressed for time, so I had to do a Waffle Stomping this morning"
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Totally awesome. The greatest thing ever. Scrumtrilescent even. The opposite of dave biscuits.
Dude they're giving away free chicken?!? That's totally steve waffles!
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a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.
Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
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Homer Simpson patented space age out of this world creation: Waffle made of a bag of caramel squares, batter, and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter.
Homer Simpson described the moon waffle as "fattening".