When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.
Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.
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The act of taking a massive dump in a shower and stomping it down the drain.
"I was pressed for time, so I had to do a Waffle Stomping this morning"
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Totally awesome. The greatest thing ever. Scrumtrilescent even. The opposite of dave biscuits.
Dude they're giving away free chicken?!? That's totally steve waffles!
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a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.
Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
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Homer Simpson patented space age out of this world creation: Waffle made of a bag of caramel squares, batter, and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter.
Homer Simpson described the moon waffle as "fattening".
The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.
Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"
A sex position that is basically doggystyle, however the woman is in the back and the man's penis is curved between his legs into the woman's vagina.
So Brad and I tried the Meaty Waffle last night. It was amazing! Brad is a little sore, though.