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That last time I pulled more than my own weight I was exploited by the whores who turned a group home for the disabled into a retard sex cult.

Hym "Yeah, no... We're not doing that. I WAS helping and what happened? Called a fucking plagiarists because I don't cite (explicitly) the names of people who prattle on about their right to not associate with me (Even though I was denied the right to not associate with the participants of retard sex cult). I'm helping everyone. Indiscriminately. For free. Need a Billion dollar movie? Here you go! Want to boost your ratings in a way that correlates 1 to 1 with dialogue I wrote? Sure, no problem. Need dialogue to make your narcissistic superman more compelling? 'He was worth more than all of you' Sound familiar? No? That was the thing I said about Andy! How about some allies? You need those? How about the quintessential smug liberal atheist? Wonder why he switched sides almost over night... 🤔 Does the world's most famous atheist not do that anymore? What happened there? Am I the dragon the most qualified psychologist on the planet imitates? Neat! Oh, no? I'm being hoisted by my own petard? Oh, ok. I see how that works. Does your ethical framework not apply to me? Oooh right I see. Cool. That's integrity. 'This is how people should BE in the world... Unless you're dealing with someone you don't like... Then just do whatever it takes to spite them...' It's not that I'm not carrying my weight; it's that I'm carrying the goddamn team and nobody's reciprocating because me losing is more important than everyone winning."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2022


weight

the force exerted on the mass of a body by a gravitational field.

The weight of the planet kept the moon in orbit.

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2024


Weight

Weight means a women to have a women or pussy.

Its been so long since, I put myself out there and got some weight. I talked to some weight at the store.

by Antonarc August 15, 2024


twin weights

A word commonly used to describe the two sacks on either side of a man's joy stick.

Oh god his twin weights were hairy. Yuck!

by Holy Schmidt August 14, 2007


Weight fetish

Liking having someone lay/ sit on u

1: I like u laying on me
2: u have a weight fetish

by Clara October 13, 2018


Weighted Throw

When a person, in an attempt to be sly or strategic, throws out a question with the intent to obtain specific information.

When he asked, "In your opinion, if I were to be hired for this role, what position/positions do you believe would be the most valuable to add to the team?" His intent was to find out how large the company's workload gaps were through a weighted throw.

by shuraka April 18, 2024


George's weight

A visual display of irony.

Often in public and takes place during a period of intoxication.

Stemming from the time George's "weight" was thrown around in the women's lavatories of a wedding venue.

See also helicockter, fassbending & me too'ed

The drunk bloke arrested who was wearing a t-shirt saying "every good idea i have gets me in trouble" is a real George's weight

by Pork Scratching January 2, 2020