weiner drizzle

When you have to take a piss and your almost to the bathroom but your "weiner drizzle's"

Oh shit! Oh shit im so close... damn it not again
Weiner drizzle!

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Weiner-Sleeve

Any female, human or otherwise, usually living sometimes dead that has a sexual orfice capable of receiving and storing a penis.

Erik tells me his dog makes a good weiner-sleeve when the wife is away.

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weiner-hosen

1.) A way in which to call a friend or loved one a lame
2.) An endearing way to insult or make fun of a close friend

"Baby, I love you but you're acting like a real weiner-hosen.."

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Gaping Weiner

Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.

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weiner express

a slut. also known as a number seven

"Hey Joe I think we have a weiner express up ahead"

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poop weiner

Any run of the mill idiot or person without sense. Stupid, or gay.

Andy went duck hunting with me and accidentally shot a hole in the boat, what a poop weiner.

Or

Ryan Seacrest is a poop weiner.

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weiner face

someone who is hot as shit.. doesnt have anything to do with a weiner.. but we just like the word weiner<3 ;)

brigid-hey gabby
gabby-hey weiner face!
brigid-whats up!?
gabby-nothing

see.. normal form of endearment! :)

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