whatever sucks your straw

synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".

well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.

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Whatever gets you hard

This basically means that you can do whatever you want

(Another way of saying you do you)

Guy 1: “I’m going to leave ok?”
Guy 2: “ Whatever gets you hard, man!”

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whatever drowns your goat

Oops. Your boat failed.

Tim: Whatever floats your boat
Tom: i have failed to float my boat
Tim: welp, whatever drowns your goat

whatever fills your toke

A saying for stoners in place of "whatever floats your boat" or "whatever floats your goat"

That one guy we all know: "Hey dude you mind if I scrape the rez out of your pipe and smoke it?"

Null: "Uh sure dude, whatever fills your toke"

Whatever butter your toast

Same as "whatever floats your boat" whatever makes you happy

A: What do you want?
B: Whatever butter your toast

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whatever floats your boat

An alternate expression for whatever helps you sleep at night, used to avoid to end an argument especially when someone says something absurd.

James: I think you're avoiding me.

Lily: Whatever floats your boat.

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Whatever Tickles your gravy

It's a chavy way of saying whatever floats your boat. Usually retards use this phrase. And that's what you are if you use it. A retard.

Whatever Tickles your gravy!

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