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This is a trifling hoe who doesn’t need saving she’s gonna cheat and lie and use you for everything she can
Juice wrld: The lil’ ho a trif-wife (Yeah), why you save her? (Uh, uh)
To not be able to do anything or go anywhere without approval from whoever you're in a relationship with. This term is similar to "wifed up" but it is much more magnified.
He doesn't come around anymore, he's wifed DOWN!
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This terminology is often used by married men to describe an imaginary points system created by their wives to grade their performance in a marriage. It can lead to “special privileges” if they score high enough on the chart.
“Shoot! Was today supposed to be our anniversary? I wonder if Walmart is still open... don’t want to be losing any wife points now.”
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A Woman or Man with a parter up high on the corporate ladder. They are like a Wag, or a soccer mum.they don’t work much and must be seen building there partners report in only the best designer outfits and have the ability to small talk and entertain frequently whilst looking smart and sexy at all times
John got the promotion. I’m such a corporate wife now
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A term that describes a wide degree of personality change that afflicts an ordinary woman when she stays more than one day in Las Vegas. Symptoms include lust for alchohol, a perpetual state of undress and a state of "heat" that can only be likened to some of that wild humping we've all seen (and enjoyed) on those Nature shows on the Discovery Channel. The relaxed moral values and the ease of suggestability that a woman with Vacation Wife suffers from is why most men like to take their wives for a weekend trip there. It's like going on vacation with a whore. A bout of Vacation Wife strikes quickly and while not typically fatal, the recovery can be unpleasant (infections, vomit, chafing, dirty text messages, incriminating photos, topless photos, promises of marriage from random strangers, YouTube videos involving the bell boy and his friends - in extreme cases, patients emerge from the disease with an insatiable desire to return to the big easy and/or wear only two-piece bathing suits). In 2007, reports of Vacation Wife came in from other areas including Punta Cana and Lake Placid.
Vacation Wife plagued Jane so terribly that each time she and John went to Las Vegas, she couldn't figure out why John insisted on going every year.
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a bitch that takes your money, your kids, your car, your house and your dignity!
guy 1: my wife took everything
guy 2: well at least you have your dignity
guy 1: no, she took that to
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