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The greatest man alive. Some say he can motherfucking headshot a cow from 700 yards... with a Nerf gun.
Blindfolded.
Backwards.
And in a box.
A super box.
Sealed.
With duct tape.
Dude no.1 - "Dude! Did you see what I just did to that cow?"
Dude no.2 - "Who do you think you are, Lewis McKie?!"
A literal Icon, pulling the straight boys in like he pulls a bitches hair, sadly they cant have him. Hes like a prize in an arcade machine, there but.. you will never win him. Thats why all the boys AND girls jealous. Cant blame them. Nicknames, Lewina george, lew, and also Icon. Hes on levels higher than your grandma on candy crush!
Omg… lewis mcc is walking past, dont look I dont want you to leave me for him then get rejected by him!
the most gorgeous girl on this planet. the funniest and nicest girl on this planet. can make ur shitty day the best day ever just by looking at her. makes u feel some type of way u never felt but love it.
Dude 1: Yo u seen savanna lewis lately.
Dude 2: Ya bro she’s perfect I wish she was mine.
Dude 1: Ya no shit everyone does.
When a Person puts there left hand ring finger inside of their asshole proceeds to fart and pick someone elses nose after they farted.
A sexy genius, who is fond of potatoes and has an unsupported hatred for sweet potatoes.
Lewis Pickersgill is an absolute G.
A pineapple
Charlton lewis is another name for a pineapple
Look a charlton lewis
Lewis ward is the sexiest person in the world.He can steal and shag any girl he wants.He has a dick which is 15 inches and can destroy any girls pussy.Everytime he walks past a female they get so wet it starts to drip down there legs.
“Do you know who Lewis ward is?”
“Yes he makes me so wet I want him to fuck me in 70 positions”