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jarrod had to leave for a couple minutes to go barehand the wolf
Mister Wolf is a guy that has intense blue eyes, long brown hair... had a bunch of piercings took most of them out.
Sexy teeth much like a wolf total eye candy not exactly a chick magnet but that is to be expected from an introvert borderline extrovert likes to go to the bar, has a handful of friends, has two green thumbs, animals love him, very shy at first an quiet but also likes to show off, really into Hellsing animes, enjoys music an collecting things, he has a big heart but doesn't want to get hurt understandable, loves biking an has an artsy side, enjoys going on adventure, the world is mister wolves osyster.
Did you see Mister Wolf over there god he is sexy.
What time is it mister wolf?
"Whatever time you want it to be"
Winky Face lol
The phrase "wolf ticket" is the result of a misunderstood African-American slang expression for the practice of verbal intimidation, "sellin' woof tickets," that was incorrectly transposed by whites. Over time, the corrupted nomenclature has become accepted terminology.
"Woofing," or "woofin'," like "signifyin'" and "talkin' trash," is part of the African-American oral tradition. The term is derived from the onomatopoeic expression of the sound of, for instance, a junkyard dog barking to ward off potential intruders.
"Sellin' woof tickets" is engaging in threatening or intimidating verbal aggression, usually without the intent of actually doing physical harm. In West African and African-American cultures, verbal sparring and physical displays traditionally were employed as proxies for physical violence to preserve life and maintain peace and order. Woofin' also can be a means of "calling someone out," of challenging an opponent to a verbal or physical match.
See also "playing the dozens."
A wolf ticket is also a counterfeit ticket or bogus entry pass to an event, like a rock concert or an athletic contest, sold by a scalper.
(My wording from Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia.)
"Man, Butterball's on the corner sellin' woof tickets. Let's go watch!"
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A group of guys that searches Las Vegas for hookers and Cocaine.
Could this be? My wolf pack just increased by two.
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The glory wolf is a mythical creature that creates his own glory holes by smashing his phallus through walls when you least expect it. You're forced to suck his pork sword or else he'll kill you because he's a fucking wolf.
Guy 1: I had the worst night, I was sleeping and minding my own business when the fucking glory wolf decided to show up and make my night. You thought the Kool-Aid guy was annoying? I still have bits of fur and paint chips from the wall stuck in my teeth.
Guy 2: That sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.
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A symphonic tale from 1936 by Russian composer Sergei Prokofiev. The story is told by a narrator and an orchestra. Each character has a theme that instruments in the orchestra plays. Peter is played by string instuments, the bird is played by a flute, the duck is played by an oboe, the cat is played by a clarinet, Grandfather's theme is played by a bassoon, the shooting of the hunters' guns is played by the kettle drums, and the wolf's theme is played by 3 French horns.
The story goes that Peter goes outside of his fenced in yard to go play with his animal friends (a bird, a duck, and a cat). His grandfather scolds him for playing outside the yard in fear of a wolf attack. As Peter is sent inside, a wolf appears, scaring the bird and the cat, and eating the duck. Peter then catches the wolf with a rope and soon, some hunters help him take the wolf to the zoo.
The story has performed and adapted many times. One such example was the cartoon short by Walt Disney in 1946.
Did you hear that the orchestra is playing Peter and the Wolf tonight at the opera house?
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