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A woman is a female person who is loved, beautiful, priceless, wonderful, loving, fantastic, happy, amazing, and much more. Everyone needs a woman in their life
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A man, but they only belong in the kitchen.
Hey, get back to the kitchen you woman
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When a male does something 'womanly' or unmanly this insult will be thrown at them. This is the ultimate derogatory statement to define an emo-tastic, man loving, teachers pet whom loves balls to the eye. A man who only wants a relationship with women. Someone who also complains about being called a woman. Or a man with no balls... and likes to say Gay Explosion and uses midget cream. Also a man that thinks other men are exquisite, and enjoys a daily dose of balls off cocktails (Blowing other men and painting nude portraits of them).
Wes: Dude, Glenn is such a woman.
Jared: Yeah man all he wants from chicks is a relationship.
Ben: Bitch, It's what's for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: Later Broke-Mother Fuckers
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its hers! (it is her man .do not cheat.) it is her pet. it is something you do not touch that belongs to her!it is her heart.
You don't have to call it woman's you can call it wimmens or in another case you can say its hers and don't you touch it with out permission especailly if it is a woman's man to include cheating or pet.
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Guy 1: "hey, you see that person over there?"
Guy 2: "ya, what about them?"
Guy 1: "thats a woman."
Guy 2: "how do you know?"
Guy 1:"because they arnt as cool as me"
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"Should we just search romantic comedies on Netflix and then see what we find?"
La la la la la la la la (whoa)
I'm selfish, I know
But I don't ever want to see you with him
I'm selfish, I know
I told you, but I know you never listen
I hope you can see the shape that I'm in
While he's touching your skin
He's right where I should, where I should be
But you're making me bleed
Woman
Woman
La la la la la la la la
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Woman
Woman
Woman
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Woman
Tempted, you know
Apologies are never gonna fix this
I'm empty, I know
Promises are broken like the stitches
I hope you can see the shape I've been in
While he's touching your skin
This thing upon me, howls like a beast
You flower, you feast
Woman
Woman
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Woman
Woman
Woman
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W-Woman
Woman
Woman!
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The other half of the human population. In possession of two X chromosomes unlike men who lost half of theirs hence having only an XY.
Some women can create new life, unlike men, whose only skill is getting a new wife.
On occasion women can be funny. Some women are the Playboy bunny.
Some women belong in the kitchen, others always be bitchin'
Certain women have thicc asses; other ones have smartasses.
Many women don't know how to cook. Lots of them prefer books.
Women don't need no makeup; they just need you to hookup.
Trad woman: Men are superior to woman
Feminist: NOOOOO
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