greek wrap around

whilst fucking a girl's arse from behind, one clenches his hand into a fist and with a firm thrust punches the woman in her vagina, hopefully getting achieving full insertion.

dude so i was fucking janet from behind and i gave her a greek wrap around, she was pissed

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Tidy-Wrap-Up

A quick and clean wrap up to any cult crime/medical television show. Tidy-wrap-ups are comprised of dialogue absent scenes in slow motion and feature the music of "Cold Play", "Five for Fighting", "REM" or Gary Jules singing "Mad World". They are a quick way to "wrap-up" an episode without going into any complicated dialogue-rich explanations of what really happened to all the characters in the episode. One of the earliest instances of this technique was it's eloquent usage at the end of the cult classic film "Donnie Darko"-but the tidy-wrap-up was later bastardized due to overuse in popular television dramas.

"Damnit... I started my DVR too late last night and all I got was the tidy-wrap-up."

"Gahh.. this episode of CSI Miami is boring, can't we just skip to the tidy-wrap-up?"

"Christ on a cracker! stop being so dramatic, you're just like a tidy-wrap-up"

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Bubble Wrap

the sound of a red headed womens vagina after being fiddled with for a period of time.

Wow says austin your vagina sounds like bubble wrap when i was fingering you.!

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Bacon Wrap Ole

Same as bacon wrap but is typically followed up by anal sex. This is used to help spice up your feltching experience.

Eric had a wonderful bacon wrap ole' for dinner last night.

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Filipino Bacon Wrap

The act of wrapping semi-cooked bacon around your penis and having a partner suck it off.

Garret: "Dude, Sara gave me a Filipino Bacon Wrap last night. It was so awesome."

Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"

Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."

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wrapped around the axle

To be confused by something, to the point of paralysis. Imagine driving a car over a wire fence. The fence becomes wrapped around the axle, stopping the car.

This network problem has got me wrapped around the axle.

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saran wrap brownee

The act of placing a thin film of saran wrap over a bitches face and precedding to have a bowel movement (shit). the reverse involves slighty tilted logistics in that the shit goes first and is later embraced beetween both the wrap and the face. (Ooops) ( L Yah)

she was a dirty little skank so i surprised her with a saran wrap brownee. she got pissed so i had to reverse it and really punish her.

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